The Dursleys

“Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.”

Harry’s Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and their baby angel*, Dudley. The Dursleys are the biggest bunch of muggles you’ll ever lay eyes on, and want nothing more than to live in bland suburban normality at Privet Drive. Unfortunately for them, their good-for-nothing nephew keeps crashing flying cars, inflating aunts and bringing in house elves. What will the neighbours think?

*(pig in a wig)

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Petunia Dursley, née Evans
Magical ability ∼ Muggle
Starsign ∼ Pisces
Traits ∼ coward, neat, never nude, no sense of humour, supernatural skeptic

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Vernon Dursley
Magical ability ∼ Muggle
Starsign ∼ Taurus
School ∼ Smeltings
Traits ∼ hot-headed, mean spirited, schmoozer, supernatural skeptic, vehicle enthusiast

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Dudley Dursley (1980 -)
Magical ability ∼ Muggle
Starsign ∼ Cancer, 23rd June
School ∼ Smeltings
Traits ∼ couch potato, mean spirited, mooch

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