Aunt Marge & Ripper

“Did you really blow up your aunt, Harry?”

“Aunt” Marge is Uncle Vernon’s sister. She breeds evil-tempered, smelly bulldogs, harbours a secret flame for her neighbour Colonel Fubster and is a firm fan of corporal punishment. Marge works hard to make Harry’s life a misery… which will prove to be a big mistake on her part.

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The Dursleys

“Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.”

Harry’s Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and their baby angel, Dudley. The Dursleys are the biggest bunch of muggles you’ll ever lay eyes on, and want nothing more than to live in bland suburban normality at Number 4, Privet Drive. Unfortunately for them, their good-for-nothing nephew keeps crashing flying cars, inflating aunts and bringing in house elves. What will the neighbours think?